Crowley shrugging on an orange watercolor background. Text reads, "'Ngk,' said Crowley."

Drunk Crowley on a blue background with dolphins. Text reads, "my point is... dolphins. ...that's my point."

Crowley sitting incorrectly in movie theatre seats with a faint pride rainbow behind him. Text reads, "Can't Even Sit Straight."

Crowley with his mouth agape on a colorful, trippy, holographic background. Warped text reads, "Uuhhhh....."

70's Crowley smiling on a black background with bright orange, yellow, and pink stripes behind him. Text reads, "Can I hear a Wahoo?"

1941 Crowley on a light green background. Text reads, "Just a 'J' really"

Crowley as Nanny Ashtoreth on a red background. Text reads, "Sexy & Domineering"

Crowley leaning forward and shouting on a bright yellow background. Text reads, "DRAMATIC BITCH" in big, hot pink letters.

Crowley sprawled out on a bench on a lavender watercolor background. A speech bubble coming from their mouth reads, "SLUT RIGHTS"